WTF? Why is my wife a lazy &@%$!?! MEN ANSWER ONLY!!!!!!!!!!?

I work all day and come home to a complete mess every day. She's there at home for 9 hours and can't find 30 minutes to straighten up? She needs to realize that his is her job, not mine. I have plenty of sh!t to do: full time job + part time consulting job, so I am making the money and paying the bills, and taking care of the yard, the garage, the garbage, the recycling, the dishes most of the time, taking laundary to the kids room, doing my own laundary, sweeping and vacuuming most of the time, and getting groceries most of the time. What is left for her to do? Just about nothing. Whenever she does something, she usually does such a half-a$$ed job that I don't even realize, then she gets upset, and, in retribution, doesn't do anything else for atleast a month. WTF!!!! Ahh, I just want to kick her to the curb sometimes. Also, I think she surfs the internet a lot. Her mom also got her an ipod touch recently, which grated my nerves to no end. Now, she'll probably never do anything again. Thanks. Thanks a lot. #$@R#@R!!!!!!!!!